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Stink and the Great Guinea Pig Express by Megan Mcdonald
mobi |eng | 2008-10-29 | Author:Megan Mcdonald

“And the guinea pig she picked looked just like her,” said Webster. “At least she wasn’t wearing a fur coat,” said Sophie. “Take home a guinea pig,” yelled Stink. “Take ...
( Category: Beginner Readers March 25,2014 )
Junie B. Jones Smells Something Fishy by Barbara Park; Denise Brunkus
mobi |eng | 1998-11-17 | Author:Barbara Park; Denise Brunkus

“I wish you were my fish, Sparkle. If you were my fish, I would take you to school for Show and Tell. And you would be the star of the ...
( Category: Beginner Readers March 25,2014 )
Judy Moody, Girl Detective by Megan Mcdonald; Peter H. Reynolds
mobi |eng | 2010-08-24 | Author:Megan Mcdonald; Peter H. Reynolds

The rest of Saturday, and all day Sunday, Judy and her fellow junior detectives biked all over the neighborhood in search of a dark green van. They saw black vans, ...
( Category: Mysteries & Detectives March 25,2014 )
Chicken Big by Keith Graves
mobi, epub |eng | 2010-01-02 | Author:Keith Graves

“He’s not inside out as far as I can tell,” clucked the small chicken. “I’m all warm and comfy now,” clucked the smaller chicken. “Only one thing makes me feel ...
( Category: Farm Animals March 25,2014 )
The Berenstain Bears and the Bike Lesson by Stan Berenstain; Jan Berenstain
mobi |eng | 1964-09-12 | Author:Stan Berenstain; Jan Berenstain

Wait, my son. You must learn some more. I have yet to teach you lesson four. When you come to a puddle what will you do? Will you go around ...
( Category: Bears March 25,2014 )
Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers by Michael Dahl
mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 2010-11-23 | Author:Michael Dahl

Knock knock! Who's there? Rosina. Rosina who? Rosina garden is lovely! Knock knock! Who's there? Pudding. Pudding who? Pudding your shoes on before your pants is a silly idea! Knock ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles March 25,2014 )
Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy
mobi, epub |eng | 2008-05-15 | Author:Derek Landy

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( Category: Fantasy & Magic March 25,2014 )
The Vile Village by Lemony A. Snicket
mobi, epub | | 2009-12-25 | Author:Lemony A. Snicket

The first thing you read contains the clue: An initial way to speak to you. "Good work, Sunny," Violet said. "This is definitely another poem by Isadora Quagmire." "And it ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction March 25,2014 )
Playing with Fire (Skulduggery Pleasant, Book 2) by Derek Landy
mobi, epub |eng | 2009-08-14 | Author:Derek Landy

285 either. He's off on one of his vendettas, goin' after a girl in Haggard." "You used me, Sanguine." Slowly, Sanguine reached out, picked up his sunglasses, and got to ...
( Category: Spine-Chilling Horror March 25,2014 )
A Tale Dark and Grimm by Adam Gidwitz
mobi, epub |eng | 2010-10-25 | Author:Adam Gidwitz

At last, as the sun was disappearing beyond the edge of the horizon on the third day, the old man and Hansel arrived at the tall, black doors of Hell. ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
A Series of Unfortunate Events #8: The Hostile Hospital by Lemony Snicket
mobi, epub |eng | 2001-08-23 | Author:Lemony Snicket

CHAPTER Eight Heimlich Hospital is gone now, and will probably never be rebuilt. If you want to visit it, you have to convince a farmer to let you borrow his ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction March 25,2014 )
A Series of Unfortunate Events #6: The Ersatz Elevator by Lemony Snicket
mobi |eng | 2001-02-08 | Author:Lemony Snicket

CHAPTER Eight “I’m dreaming,” Duncan Quagmire said. His voice was a hoarse whisper of utter shock. “I must be dreaming.” “But how can you be dreaming,” Isadora asked him, “if ...
( Category: Action & Adventure March 25,2014 )
A Series of Unfortunate Events #5: The Austere Academy by Lemony Snicket
mobi |eng | 2000-07-27 | Author:Lemony Snicket

The Baudelaires looked at one another. What they were waiting for, of course, was Genghis revealing what he was really up to with the paint, the brush, and the ridiculous ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction March 25,2014 )
A Series of Unfortunate Events #4: The Miserable Mill by Lemony Snicket; Brett Helquist
mobi, epub |eng | 2000-03-23 | Author:Lemony Snicket; Brett Helquist

C H A P T E R Eight The Baudelaire orphans stood outside the gates of the Lucky Smells Lumbermill and looked at an ambulance rushing past them as it ...
( Category: Action & Adventure March 25,2014 )
The Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Treasure Hunt by Megan Mcdonald; Peter H. Reynolds
mobi |eng | 2007-01-02 | Author:Megan Mcdonald; Peter H. Reynolds

“Those Sneaky Petes,” said Stink. “Let ’em spy,” said Judy. “We’re not even doing anything.” “Yeah, they’re not the only spies on this island,” said Stink, taking out his spyglass ...
( Category: Action & Adventure March 25,2014 )

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